Apparently you make a good broom.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
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