Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
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It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
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Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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