Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
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nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
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She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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