Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
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I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
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I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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