I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
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Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
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Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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