i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
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Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
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I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
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