so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I am full of burrito and curiosity
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
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I just found puke in my bra..
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
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I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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