If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
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Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
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She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
It's no shave November. This is our time.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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