READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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