so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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