You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
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Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
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I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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