She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
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Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
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She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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