I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
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Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
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I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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