it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
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Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
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Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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