This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
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If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
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Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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