WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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