bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
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it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
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Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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