Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
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I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
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On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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