READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
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She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
I have post one night stand depression
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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