I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
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you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
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Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
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