..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
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forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
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Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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