Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
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If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
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I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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