I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
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did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
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GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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