so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
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last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
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You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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