Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
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Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
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Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
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