the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
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I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
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When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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