she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
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then he tried to convert me to islam
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
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Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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