those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
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Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
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I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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