i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
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I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
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I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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