yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
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Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
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Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
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