Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
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I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
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This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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