im about as happy as oj after his trial
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
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Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
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A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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