I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
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he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
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