we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
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just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
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I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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