fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
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He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
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im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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