Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
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She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
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Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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