never play flip cup with pint glasses
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
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Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
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15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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