Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
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I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
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I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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