last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
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is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
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I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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