I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
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I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
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No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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