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We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
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I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
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It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
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