wat bout pragnant strippers??
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
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I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
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You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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