highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
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At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
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I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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