I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
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Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
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Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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