in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
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Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
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ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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