You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
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It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
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You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
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