I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
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The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
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I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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