Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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