kristin has been a bad kristin
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
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It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
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Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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