Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
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12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
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My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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